What passes for conversation
[M. sees me walking around with MM ‘riding’ on my shoes]
M.: “Do you remember those cups with the strings attached to walk on?”
Me: “Yeah, those cups from ‘Romper Room’.”
M.: “‘Romper Stompers’.”
Me: “I desperately wanted some.”
M.: “I couldn’t ride them.”
Me.: [glare]
M.: “You desperately wanted some?? You desperately wanted some?!?”
Me: “Shut up.”
